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	<description>Make sex an art, not a commodity. Danke Schon.</description>
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		<title>Lessons from a Triathlete (kinda&#8230;.)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So, in the past 3 years I have become a triathlete of sorts. For those ignoramuses out there, a triathlon combines swimming, cycling and running. It&#8217;s a pretty demanding sports. I had always been a biker and a runner, but I had never participated in competitions before (not since high school). To be a successful [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poeticmotherlover.com/blog/2012/01/29/lessons-from-a-triathlete-kinda/</link>
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		<title>Kris Humphries is my new hero&#8230;no joke</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So even if you don&#8217;t have the E! Channel (or like me, you never watch TV), you&#8217;ve probably heard about the Kardashian wedding. Now people, the media and the blogosphere have already discussed ad nauseam every detail of Kim Kardashian&#8217;s wedding, wardrobe, butt-size, past lovers, blow-job skills and non-existent dancing skills. I&#8217;m here to talk [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poeticmotherlover.com/blog/2011/12/26/kris-humphries-is-my-new-hero-no-joke/</link>
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		<title>More people I resemble&#8230;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve got a few more people that some friends have remarked that I look like. According to a friend from my former Graduate department at Florida International University, I look like &#8220;Pedro&#8221; from Napoleon Dynamite (2004). I&#8217;m not sure, if this friend was referring to the character &#8220;Pedro&#8221; or actor Efren Ramirez. Besides his [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poeticmotherlover.com/blog/2011/12/07/more-people-i-resemble/</link>
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		<title>People who I resemble (supposedly)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi readers! I was absent for a few weeks; I had taken vacations and was exploring Los Angeles and Las Vegas. Pretty soon I&#8217;ll make a post or two, detailing all my adventures. Sooo, I&#8217;m constantly being told I look like people. When people first meet me, they usually think I&#8217;m Italian, Jewish, Arabic, Hindu [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poeticmotherlover.com/blog/2011/10/24/people-who-i-resemble-suposedly/</link>
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		<title>Jennifer Aniston should play more psycho roles.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago I went to see Horrible Bosses at the theaters. I didn&#8217;t go by myself, of course. I went with this cute Brazilian tourist chick I was trying to nail (more on that later). Case in point, Horrible Bosses was pretty funny. The main theme revolves around three guy friends who all [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poeticmotherlover.com/blog/2011/08/23/jennifer-aniston-should-play-more-psycho-roles/</link>
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		<title>Rest In Peace Amy Winehouse</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Unless you&#8217;ve been compulsively preparing for the zombie apocalypse, you have probably heard about Amy Winehouse&#8217;s death. For all you ignoramuses out there, Winehouse was a British soul chanteuse with an amazing voice and gritty lyrics. Unfortunately she passed away a few days ago. An autopsy is still underway, but many people suspect her death [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poeticmotherlover.com/blog/2011/07/29/rest-in-peace-amy-winehouse/</link>
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		<title>Some folks make me misanthropic&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The country has been abuzz with news about the Casey Anthony trial and subsequent acquittal. Both my ex-girlfriend and my boss called me to gossip about it. For those of you out there, Casey Anthony is the crazy psycho-bitch that killed her 2 year old daughter, because the child was a hindrance to her party [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poeticmotherlover.com/blog/2011/07/16/some-folks-make-me-misanthropic/</link>
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		<title>What&#8217;s the obsession with Pippa&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever since the Royal Wedding, Kate Middleton&#8217;s family has been the center of attention for our Cockney-ed friends on the side of the pond. Kate&#8217;s parents can&#8217;t engage in any fun activities such as swinging or getting pissed at the local pub (note: for Brits, &#8220;pissed&#8221; means drunk. Nothing to do with urination). If they [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poeticmotherlover.com/blog/2011/07/04/whats-the-obsession-with-pippa/</link>
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		<title>Royal wedding!!, who gives a fuck&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, I&#8217;m a bit behind on news. I know, I know, the royal wedding was more than a month ago. But that doesn&#8217;t mean I can&#8217;t make fun of it. Pompous twats will always be a favorite target of the motherlover. So, back in April, Prince William got married to Kate Middleton. Kate had to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poeticmotherlover.com/blog/2011/06/25/royal-wedding-who-gives-a-fuck/</link>
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		<title>Good luck with the 16 virgins, Bin Laden.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a serious post, but pretty soon I&#8217;ll start posting comedy rants again, so all my fans can pee their pants (hell yeah!). I&#8217;m elated that Osama Bin Laden was finally killed by U.S. Navy Seals! A bit late (like 10 years), but better late than never. Now the government can hurry their asses [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poeticmotherlover.com/blog/2011/06/17/good-luck-with-the-16-virgins-bin-laden/</link>
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		<title>What happened to Robert De Niro&#8217;s career</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Robert de Niro is one of my heroes. He belongs to a select group of men I admire and would take a bullet for. This group includes Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones), John Maynard Keynes, Stanley Kubrick, Kurt Cobain, Franklin Roosevelt and few others. Robert De Niro was an integral part of this group. I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poeticmotherlover.com/blog/2011/01/31/what-happened-to-robert-de-niros-career/</link>
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		<title>Cold Weather&#8230;brrr&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So right now, Miami is experimenting cold weather just like back in the good old 1980s. I remember the coldest winter ever, 1989, when the thermometer hit 22 degrees and my parents bundled me and my sisters up like mummies..literally. Right now the weather is 40 degrees; many Miamians and transplants are turning on their [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://poeticmotherlover.com/blog/2010/12/15/cold-weather-brrr/</link>
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